Hey, weren't you at the Funeral?

This place that i live is definitely too small a place as sooner or later you are going to be running into someone that knows someone or if you do something wrong then its sure to get back to the people that you least want it to.
Talking to a client on the phone i had the strangest experience when she stopped and asked if i was at my friends funeral last friday. I was a little lost and managed to stammer that yes actually i was there and that i ended up covered in glitter before going back to the clients query.
See what i mean, recognised on the phone for a funeral that i only sat in! Too small by far!